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We’re taking it back to the Triassic period – only this time, things are looking a whole lot brighter. We love our dinosaurs just the way they were, but we’re brightening up their look just a little bit to better fit the summer feels we love so much. You can’t tell us a velociraptor wouldn’t love to see themselves as vibrant – so we’ve brought it full force in the Neon Dinosaur Stretch Swim Trunks.
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If you love your assets and want to keep them happy, here are the proper steps to take…
WASHING:
Always wash your whites and darks separately.
Wash with cold to warm water, not hot.
Machine wash on the delicate cycle.
DRYING:
BEST: Air dry in the shade. Yes, seriously.
IN A JAM?:Tumble dry on the cool to warm fluffing cycle and remove immediately after.
COMMON MISTAKES IN UNDERWEAR CARE:
HIGH HEAT: Baking (literally) your underwear at super high temperatures causes the elastic and fabric to degrade at a much faster rate
DIRECT SUNLIGHT: Sunlight, as good as it is, is a significant contributing factor to color fading and to the degradation of the elastic and fabric
FABRIC SOFTENER & BLEACH: While these were great on your old tighty-whities, modern materials, and fabrics do not need them to maintain that silky smooth feel
OVERAGGRESSIVE WASHING: Your time is valuable, we get that. But tossing your delicates (yes, we used that word) in with your jeans, towels and other rough fabrics can reduce the lifespan of your underwear. And washing on too harsh of a wash cycle can cause lint pills to develop. .
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