$39.95
Which way to the beach? These bad boys aren’t just great for showing off those guns, they’re also great for showing off the buns. And while we’re at it, throw in some hot dog buns too. These Red Slim Jim swim trunks have been designed by the meat-loving geniuses at Slim Jim. They’re a classic tribute to the salty, bacony goodness of meat sticks, plus they’re great for that whole beach running thing. Grab a snack.
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If you love your assets and want to keep them happy, here are the proper steps to take…
WASHING:
Always wash your whites and darks separately.
Wash with cold to warm water, not hot.
Machine wash on the delicate cycle.
DRYING:
BEST: Air dry in the shade. Yes, seriously.
IN A JAM?:Tumble dry on the cool to warm fluffing cycle and remove immediately after.
COMMON MISTAKES IN UNDERWEAR CARE:
HIGH HEAT: Baking (literally) your underwear at super high temperatures causes the elastic and fabric to degrade at a much faster rate
DIRECT SUNLIGHT: Sunlight, as good as it is, is a significant contributing factor to color fading and to the degradation of the elastic and fabric
FABRIC SOFTENER & BLEACH: While these were great on your old tighty-whities, modern materials, and fabrics do not need them to maintain that silky smooth feel
OVERAGGRESSIVE WASHING: Your time is valuable, we get that. But tossing your delicates (yes, we used that word) in with your jeans, towels and other rough fabrics can reduce the lifespan of your underwear. And washing on too harsh of a wash cycle can cause lint pills to develop. .
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